Here's a list of all variations of the "God
The billboards are a simple black background with
white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization
Tell the kids I love them.
Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game. -God
C'mon over and bring the kids.
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand? -God
We need to talk.
Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer. -God
Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage. -God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it. -God
I love you and you
and you and you and... -God
Will the road you're on
get you to my place? -God
Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding. -God
My way is the highway.
You think it's hot here?
Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test. -God
Do you have any idea
where you're going? -God
(And a personal favorite...)
Don't make me come down there.
These are actual clippings from church bulletins.
It's amazing what a
little proofreading could've prevented.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be
speaking tonight at The
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight
and hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.
Don't forget the National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference. "The cost for
attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8 PM in the school
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill
Christ the King.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass
This Way Again," giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's
a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house. Don't
forget your husbands."
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at
the Fowlers'. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome!
Everyone come for a fun time.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has
been canceled due to a
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the
Water." The sermon tonight will
be: "Searching for Jesus."
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the
choir. They need all the help
they can get.
Barbara Jones remains in the hospital and needs
blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing
"Break Forth into Joy."
Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
Irving Benson and Jessica Carter were married on
October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due
to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some
The senior choir invites any member of the
congregation who enjoy sinning to
join the choir.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and
other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
or those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery
Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person(s)
you want remembered.
Attend this meeting and you will hear an
excellent speaker and heave a
The church will host an evening of fine dining,
superb entertainment and
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and
medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
of every kind. They may be
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
at 10 AM. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the
B.S. is done.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 8 PM, Please use the
The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the Church
basement on Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is
invited to attend this
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please
use the large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
tithing campaign slogan
last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up