St. Luke's Parish

108 Washington Rd, Barrington, RI 02806

A Roman Catholic Community 
in the Diocese of Providence, Rhode Island

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Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards.
The billboards are a simple black background with
white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization
is included. 


Tell the kids I love them. -God


Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game. -God


C'mon over and bring the kids. -God


What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand? -God


We need to talk.  -God


Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.  -God


Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.  -God


That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.  -God


I love you and you
and you and you and...  -God


Will the road you're on
get you to my place? -God


Follow me.  -God


Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.  -God


My way is the highway.  -God


Need directions?  -God


You think it's hot here?  -God


Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.  -God


Do you have any idea
where you're going?  -God


(And a personal favorite...)

Don't make me come down there.  -God


These are actual clippings from church bulletins. It's amazing what a
little proofreading could've prevented.


Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at The

Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all

the way from Africa.


Don't forget the National PRAYER & FASTING Conference. "The cost for

attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."


Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the school

recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.


Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious

pleasure to the congregation.


"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those

things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."


Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your

own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.


The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a



The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight will

be: "Searching for Jesus."


Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help

they can get.


Barbara Jones remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more

transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of

Pastor Jack's sermons.


The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing

"Break Forth into Joy."


Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.


Irving Benson and Jessica Carter were married on October 24 in the church.

So ends a friendship that began in their school days.


A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will



At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"

Come early and listen to our choir practice.


Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several

new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to

join the choir.


Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.

Proceeds will be used to cripple children.


or those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery



Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s)

you want remembered.


Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a

healthy lunch.


The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and

gracious hostility.


Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.


The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be

seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.


Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are

invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.


Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 8 PM, Please use the

back door.


The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the Church

basement on Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this



Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please

use the large double door at the side entrance.


The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan

last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."



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